#include #include #include char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; main() { if( detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if( fast_cpu()) set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); printf("Welcome to Windoze 98\n"); if( system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); if( rand() < 0.9) crash(complete_system); } return(unrecoverable_system); }